Home CTV Roundup Hey, TV Upfronts: You Don’t Have To Apologize For Using Ad Tech Jargon

Hey, TV Upfronts: You Don’t Have To Apologize For Using Ad Tech Jargon

SHARE:

There’s nothing like finding out your definition of “sexy” is different from everyone else’s.

Almost a year into my time at AdExchanger, I’ve heard the term “sexy” used to describe many different ad tech products – or, more commonly, to describe what certain ad tech products are not.

For example, data-driven platforms that deduplicate audience data or manage programmatic video inventory may serve an important function, but they’re not often considered sexy. Meanwhile, products like interactive ad formats or AI-powered contextual tools are often referred to as having a certain je ne sais quoi.

Is any of this all that “sexy,” though? And is there any point in trying to be?

Let me explain.

TV upfront presentations are usually star-studded affairs full of celebrities and sizzle reels. But amid the glitz, advertising executives take the stage to talk about things like new audience targeting capabilities or to ballyhoo new ad measurement partnerships.

How, though, are we supposed to focus on brand lift statistics when we can all hear Lady Gaga belting a vocal warm-up offstage?

(Which is not a hypothetical, by the way. That actually happened at YouTube’s Brandcast at Lincoln Center on Wednesday night – although Gretchen Saegh-Fleming, global head of marketing at Volvo, was a very good sport about the interruption.)

Broadcaster ad execs seem to suspect that their part of the presentation is less sexy, which is likely why so many tried to hang a lampshade over the jargon this year using comedy bits.

During Amazon’s upfront, NFL stars Travis and Jason Kelce were on hand to get confused by the term “full-funnel marketing.” “Emily in Paris” star Lily Collins described Netflix’s audience targeting solution as a whirlwind romance. And comedian Conan O’Brien succumbed to an exaggerated rage over WBD’s new ad platform NEO.

Subscribe

AdExchanger Daily

Get our editors’ roundup delivered to your inbox every weekday.

But relying on talent to make the tech more relatable also comes with some risk.

At Disney’s upfront on Tuesday, for example, late night host Jimmy Kimmel started with a more conventional roast of global advertising president Rita Ferro’s technical language (“Rita, you know you can ask ChatGPT to do another pass, right?”), but it quickly evolved into a rant at the entire industry’s expense. (“No computer wants to do what you do. Your jobs suck.”)

Maybe the best solution, then, is not to worry about punching up all the business rhetoric in the first place and just let the numbers speak for themselves.

After all, that strategy did technically work for YouTube.

Gaga’s accidental upstaging aside, Saegh-Fleming got legitimate applause breaks for the case study metrics she shared that night. (Apparently, Volvo earned “a whopping” $80 million worth of earned media value with one of their recent YouTube campaigns.) And all she did was rely on the data to tell her story, which is what digital marketers are supposed to be doing in the first place.

So, sure, even the “sexiest” ad tech may not be all that glamorous, but perhaps it doesn’t have to be. As long as you get the attention of advertisers who are already in the know, who cares how boring the average layperson (or A-list actor) finds it?

Questions? Thoughts? Let me know what you think of the newsletter at victoria@adexchanger.com. 

💻 Want to see a presentation that won’t skip over the shop talk? Did the “Fallout” showgirls performing at Amazon’s upfront make you feel like you need a trip to Vegas? There’s still time to join us at Programmatic IO: Innovate next week, where we’ll be hanging out at the Park MGM with some of the brightest minds in the industry. Hope to see you there!  

Must Read

Monopoly Man looks on at the DOJ vs. Google ad tech antitrust trial (comic).

2025: The Year Google Lost In Court And Won Anyway

From afar, it looks like Google had a rough year in antitrust court. But zoom in a bit and it becomes clear that the past year went about as well as Google could have hoped for.

Why 2025 Marked The End Of The Data Clean Room Era

A few years ago, “data clean rooms” were all the ad tech trades could talk about. Fast-forward to 2026, and maybe advertisers don’t need to know what a data clean room is after all.

The AI Search Reckoning Is Dismantling Open Web Traffic – And Publishers May Never Recover

Publishers have been losing 20%, 30% and in some cases even as much as 90% of their traffic and revenue over the past year due to the rise of zero-click AI search.

Privacy! Commerce! Connected TV! Read all about it. Subscribe to AdExchanger Newsletters

No Waiting for May – CES Is Where The TV Upfront Season Starts 

If any single event can be considered the jumping-off point for TV upfronts, it’s the Consumer Electronics Showcase (CES), which kicks off this week in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Comic: This Is Our Year

Comic: This Is Our Year

It’s been 15 years since this comic first ran in January 2011, and there’s something both quaint and timeless about it. Here’s to more (and more) transparency in 2026, and happy New Year!

From AI To SPO: The Top 10 AdExchanger Guest Columns Of 2025

The generative AI trend generated endless hot takes this year, but the ad industry also had plenty to say about growing competition between DSPs and SSPs. Here are AdExchanger’s top 10 most popular guest columns of 2025 and why they resonated.